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Question

by john - Oct 31, 2006

IS MY GIRLFRIEND BEING TOTALLY 100% HONEST WITH ME?

Answer

GOD - No. Are you being 100% honest with Me?



Question

by PrettyKitty - Oct 31, 2006

Hey God, Why do so many people say you hate gay people? I''m not gay but I have many gay friends. Please do tell if you''re that much of an asshole to condemn gay people.

Answer

GOD - Listen Petty-Kitty-Litter, Sin is Sin. If being Gay is a sin for you, it''s covered by the Blood spilled by Jesus. Your Blasphemy on the other hand is Damnable!



Question

by Allan - Oct 31, 2006

I don''t have a question sorry.

I have an answer.

God told me to carve a pumpkin and in the place of the mouth carve the name `JESUS`.

So the pumpkin will say a silent Jesus to all the kids trick or treeting.

There is no name sweeter than Jesus.

The Lords prayer starts with `Hollowed be thy name`.

Carve one if God tells you to.

Cheers,

Allan``

Answer

GOD - Geez Allan, what a fricken idiot you are! It''s `Christains` like you that give Jesus a bad name! That''s Satan''s voice your hearing! The `Lord''s Prayer` is a doctrine of heresy you fool. Do you think Jesus asked forgiveness of His sins? That''s the disciples (learners) prayer that Jesus instructed man to pray. The Lord''s prayer was spoken in the Garden of Gethsemane - `O my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me: nevertheless not as I will, but as thou will.` Be glad you will never have to utter the `Lord''s Prayer!` By the way, My name is not hollowed, it''s Hallowed! Now go put that stupid pumpkin in the trash and carve another one with your `hollow` image on it. Oooh, now that''s scary! Happy Hallowed Evening!



Question

by Brent - Oct 31, 2006

God, I have a simple but really tuff question. Are you a `BEING`?

Answer

GOD - Am I being what? Just kidding...Yes I Am. Trust Me, I''m no genie in a bottle, I''m not a vapor or formless. I made man in my image didn''t I? I walked and talked to Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and ALL MANKIND will soon bow at My feet!



Question

by Scott - Oct 30, 2006

Would you please come quickly into my life so that I could feel your presence more fully?

Answer

GOD - How bout my `presence` fully giving you a swift kick in butt? Would you feel that Scott? Toughen up boy, count your blessings and worry more about Me feeling your presence on the Battlefield of Faith!



Question

by hey god - Oct 30, 2006

God I need to get money fast. What can I do?

Answer

GOD - Try hard work and being worth something.


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